Your Childhood Was Poor If You Didn’t Do Any Of This

― If u never bathed in the rain.

― If nobody told u about India vs Nigeria 99-1.

― If u didn’t sleep on d couch and wake up on d bed.

― If u didn’t go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street. and d owner’s dog comes through d backyard waiting for u to come down from d tree.

― if u didn’t throw your milk tooth on d roof for the lizards to take it and give u new ones.

― If u didn’t just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.

― If u didn’t act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.

― If u never flew a kite.

― If u didn’t use ur two legs to build houses with sand.

― If u didn’t write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.

― If u didn’t close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.

― If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter

― If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights

― If u didn’t drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!

― If u didn’t mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in d street.

― If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand without fire.

― If u didn’t play table soccer. with bottle cover..

Oya choose which one did you do...